Category: Reviews

Transformers: The Last Knight Review

Transformers: The Last Knight Review

Holy Transforming Camaro Batman! I'm actually getting to review a movie the week it comes out. Not a week later! It's a summer miracle!....at least that's what I thought until I realized that the movie I'm reviewing is a Transformers movie and all of those movies are garbage. But what's the worst that could happen. … Continue reading Transformers: The Last Knight Review

Wonder Woman (2017) Review

Wonder Woman (2017) Review

What's up fam? Well I'm 0-2 these past two weeks with getting reviews out in time and there's a solid reason for that; I take the LSAT on Monday ­čś« ┬á ┬áSo yeah I've got some wonderful things on my plate but the review train must never stop and this week we've got a review … Continue reading Wonder Woman (2017) Review

Baywatch Review

Baywatch Review

Happy Friday everyone! Last week I reviewed Alien Covenant, which was a hot mess, and this week I'm reviewing a film that is somehow an even hotter mess. It's so depressingly bad that I forgot to review it yesterday, so I'm going to hammer out a review for it RIGHT NOW! Ladies and gents...Baywatch? Story:┬áThe … Continue reading Baywatch Review

Alien Covenant Review

Alien Covenant Review

Welcome back fam! I took a break last week to go to graduation but have no fear! I'm back and here with a proclamation. Alien Covenant sucks. Like really really sucks. Sucks like one of those fancy Dyson vacuum cleaners. Let us dig in and see just how bad this horror flick is. Story:┬áThis movie … Continue reading Alien Covenant Review

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 Review

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 Review

The first Guardians of the Galaxy (which my brilliant friends and I aptly named GalGuards) is my favorite movie in the Marvel Cinematic Universe (MCU) thus far. It was the movie that proved to me that Marvel knows exactly what it's doing with these films and even if they make a movie out of a … Continue reading Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 Review

The Circle (2017) Review

The Circle (2017) Review

I'm not going to lie. I will watch any movie with Tom Hanks in it. Whether it's him as a pilot or a lawyer or a weird tech guy, it doesn't matter. If he's in it, sign me up. With that being said, the Circle would seem like a great film for me. Tom Hanks? … Continue reading The Circle (2017) Review

The Promise (2017) Review

The Promise (2017) Review

When it comes to a majority of the films I review, most of them are not significant in the grand scheme of things. Movies like the Fate of the Furious and Life do not really add anything to the our greater social knowledge, but every once and a while a movie does come around that … Continue reading The Promise (2017) Review